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...things that have happened in the last 3 months:

1. I learned the hell of working under a micro-manager.

2. I became the President of Sycamore Rouge. Holla!

3. I got a new car.

4. I died my hair red.

5. I stage managed a play.

6. We had a white Christmas!

7. My big time boss has decided to cut 304 jobs and on top of that decrease pay by 4% for all remaining employees. Suck it.

8. I have learned that EVERYONE is broke.

9. I have fallen in love with my friends, yet again.

10. I have read 3 books.

11. I started an online class, which charges a parking fee. The idiocy of the community college system astounds me.

12. I saw 5, maybe more, plays.

13. I'm still pretty fat and feeling much fatter every day, but I weigh the same. People keep asking if I've lost weight. It's impossible that I look thinner, so I'm thinking that the people I know are REALLY nice.

14. I showed a teenager how to properly use a straightening iron and not have ANY frizz. This teenager was a boy.

15. I then proceed to whip this teenager in air hockey. I rock.

16. I was cast in a play that I thought had been precast!!!

17. I hired a new amazing party employee.

18. I went to West Virginia for real for the first time.

19. I purchased excellent finger puppets.

20. I remembered my beloved Booty-Do blog. :)