QVC Sucker

Hi, my name is BootyDo and I'm a TV shopoholic.

I swear that I am victim to nearly anything that is sold on TV. I love infomercials and have no problem watching QVC for hours on end. Here is my latest dufus purchase: http://tinyurl.com/les5yw

Really, it's just a matter of "hey, it worked for that fatass, so why not me?" So, in 3-5 business days I will receive this miracle package and transform my lard ass into this:

Here's what I'm going to be sad about. I love my veluptuous breasts. I'm sure they'll shrink down to normal size when I start looking less like a humpback whale. Sad.